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I had been in Norway for Christmas and then I looked in a magasin one of the days and found this crazy song:

Phu-ha phu-ha here it comes
Santa a cold soul roll solo
so solo so-o beat fear
Oh jul you made me hey
phu ha phu ha here we go ey

(verse 1)
La la la nå begynner det igjen a worm
and a sick duck suck dick
fat santa wants fame bang bang bang
Solo so solo la la la my head where is my head
it is on the table
some thing never change
It's better when they stay in the same men
Jeg skjelver på hendene og får ikke sove vinden
driver skyene over bordet from light to
darkness from day to night
ho ho ho wind blows snow

(chorus)
Here comes Santa julenissen det er meg
I'm cold and old as a cold wind
blo-blo-blo-blows oh oh oh oh oh

(Verse 2)
En to tre vet ikk-e
what caused me to be this way cold
beat bangs oh jul you made me hey
det snør det snør more and more dør
jeg dør more than before is it me is
it me no det kan jeg ikke
nå meg det mørket nå nei ikke meg
og jul oh jul det er bare always me solo so solo
forever on oh jul on oh jul

(Chorus)
-repeat-

(verse 3)

Al response to my allure oh yeah la
la la og  jeg er her for alltid a shining star
my bals freeze av den kalde vinden men
fuck 'em hit it eat shit and come here everyone to
me where is my head og mitt skjelvende
skjegg ho det snør det snør det snør
tiden spiser everyone og
alle untatt nissen dør
oh jul you made me yeah yeah yeah

There is some Norwigen in the text but that the way the song is.